About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


LEMON BERRY CHEESECAKE

LEMON BERRY CHEESECAKE

1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup sour cream
1 1/2 teaspoons lemon extract
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
1 9-inch prepared graham cracker crust
2 pints seasonal berries, such as blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, strawberries

  • Beat together cream cheese, sour cream, lemon extract, and sugar with an electric mixer until smooth.
  • Spoon and smooth mixture over graham cracker crust, then refrigerate until firm, at least 2 hours.
  • Arrange berries on top of pie.

OREO CHEESECAKE

OREO CHEESECAKE

2 cups Oreo cookie crumbs (about 20 cookies)
2 tablespoons butter, melted
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 lbs. cream cheese, softened
1-1/4 cups sugar
1/3-cup pareve (non-dairy) whip (or whipping cream)
2 tablespoons flour
1-teaspoon vanilla
4 eggs
2 cups coarsely crumbled Oreos
1 lb. sour cream¼ cup sugar
1-teaspoon vanilla
1/3-cup pareve [non-dairy] whip (or whipping cream)
1-1/4 cups semisweet chocolate chips

  • Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
  • Combine first 3 ingredients and press mixture in bottom and up sides of a 10-inch spring-form pan.
  • Bake for 10 minutes and set aside.
  • Beat cream cheese until creamy.
  • Gradually add 1-1/4 cups sugar, beating well.
  • Add 1/3-cup pareve whip, flour and 1 teaspoon vanilla.
  • Mix well. Add eggs one at time, beating well after every addition.
  • Pour 3-1/2 cups of this batter into prepared crust.
  • Top with crumbled cookies.
  • Pour remaining batter over cookies.
  • Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes.
  • Combine sour cream, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla.
  • Spread over cheesecake.
  • Bake for 7 more minutes.
  • Turn oven off and leave cheesecake in with door close for 45 minutes.
  • Remove from oven and cool completely on a wire rack.
  • Cover and chill 8 hours.
  • Remove sides of pan.
  • Combine 1/3-cup pareve whip with chocolate chips in a small saucepan.
  • Stir over low heat until chocolate melts.
  • Stir in teaspoon vanilla and remove from heat.
  • Carefully spread mixture over cheesecake allowing it to drip down the sides.
  • Chill.

CHOCOLATE ROYALE CHEESECAKE

CHOCOLATE ROYALE CHEESECAKE

1-1/2 cups crushed Chocolate Sandwich Cookies (about 18 cookies)
2 Tbsp. butter or margarine, melted
4 pkg. (8 oz. each) Cream Cheese, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
2 Tbsp. flour
1 tsp. vanilla
1 pkg. (8 squares) Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted, cooled slightly
1/4 cup hazelnut liqueur (optional)
4 eggs
1 Tbsp. sifted powdered sugar
1/3 cup mixed berries

  • Preheat oven to 325°F if using a silver 9-inch spring-form pan (or to 300°F if using a dark nonstick spring-form pan).
  • Mix crumbs and butter; press firmly onto bottom of pan.
  • Bake 10 minutes.
  • Beat cream cheese, granulated sugar, flour and vanilla with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended.
  • Add melted chocolate and liqueur; mix well.
  • Add eggs, 1 at a time, mixing on low speed after each addition just until blended.
  • Pour over crust.
  • Bake 55 minutes to 1 hour or until center is almost set if using a silver spring-form pan. (Or, bake at 300°F for 1 hour to 1 hour 5 minutes or until center is almost set if using a dark nonstick spring-form pan.)
  • Run knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen cake; cool before removing rim of pan.
  • Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.
  • Top with powdered sugar and berries just before serving.

LEMON-GINGER CHEESECAKE BARS

LEMON-GINGER CHEESECAKE BARS

30 ginger snaps, finely crushed

2 pkg. (8 oz. each) Neufchatel Cheese, softened

2/3 cup sugar

Grated peel and juice from 1 medium lemon

2 eggs

2/3 cup apricot preserves

  • Preheat oven to 350°F.
  • Sprinkle cookie crumbs evenly onto bottom of greased 13x9-inch baking pan; set aside.
  • Beat Neufchatel cheese and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended.
  • Add lemon peel and juice; mix well.
  • Add eggs, 1 at a time, mixing just until blended after each addition.
  • Pour over crumbs in pan.
  • Bake 25 minutes or until center is almost set; cool completely.
  • Spread preserves evenly over cheesecake.
  • Refrigerate at least 1 hour or until chilled.
  • Cut into 24 bars to serve.
  • Store leftover bars in refrigerator.
  • For best results, chop any large pieces of fruit in the preserves before spreading over cheesecake.

Blue Ribbon Creamy Cheesecake

Blue Ribbon Creamy Cheesecake
Ingredients:
12 to 14 graham crackers, crushed
1/2 cup butter, melted
4 packages (3 oz. each) cream cheese, softened
2 eggs, beaten
sugar
3 teaspoons vanilla
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
1 cup sour cream

  • Combine graham cracker crumbs and butter, mixing well. Press into pie pan to form crust.
  • Combine cream cheese, eggs, 3/4 cup sugar, 2 teaspoons vanilla and lemon juice in bowl, mixing well.
  • Pour into prepared crust.
  • Bake at 350 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes.
  • Cool for 10 minutes.
  • Mix sour cream, 3 1/2 tablespoons sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla in bowl.
  • Spread evenly over top.
  • Bake for 10 minutes longer.
  • Chill for 5 hours.

All Mine Cheesecake Bites

All Mine Cheesecake Bites

12 chocolate sandwich cookies cookies, tops separated from bottoms
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
1/2 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 eggs
1/2 cup chocolate chips
2 teaspoons shortening

  • Beat cream cheese, sugar, vanilla and eggs together until smooth
  • Place a cookie with frosting side up in the bottom of a lined muffin cup.
  • Top with cream cheese mixture.
  • Top that with crushed cookie tops.
  • Bake at 325° for 25 minutes.
  • Remove from oven and cool.
  • Melt shortening and chocolate chips until smooth.
  • Drizzle over cooled cheesecakes.

CHOCOLATE MARBLE CHEESECAKE

CHOCOLATE MARBLE CHEESECAKE

Crust:
1 3/4 cups crushed graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup finely ground walnuts
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup melted butter

Filling:
2 pounds cream cheese (four 8-oz packages)
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
6 eggs
2 cups half and half
2 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled

  • Preheat oven to 450 °F (230 °C).
  • Combine crust ingredients and blend.
  • Grease sides of 9" - 10" spring-form pan.
  • Press crumbs on bottom and up sides of pan to top.
  • Reserve about three tablespoons of crumbs for topping.
  • Beat cream cheese and vanilla together until fluffy.
  • Gradually beat in sugar.
  • Add eggs one at a time stirring until just blended.
  • Stir in half and half.
  • Gradually stir 3 cups of batter into cooled melted chocolate and blend.
  • Pour plain batter into prepared pan.
  • Gradually add chocolate mixture using zigzag motion.
  • Batter will be very loose.
  • Top with reserved crumbs.
  • Bake 15 minutes to set batter.
  • Reduce heat to 300 °F (150 °C) and bake 70 minutes longer.
  • Remove from oven.
  • Cool on rack one hour.
  • Chill.
  • Can be frozen.