About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


Apple Sauce Cheesecake

Apple Sauce Cheesecake

1/4 cup sugar
1 1/2 cups Graham cracker crumbs
1/2 cup melted butter

Filling:
16 oz cream cheese at room temp
1/2 cup sugar
3 eggs separated
3 tbsp flour
1/2 tsp salt
2/3 tsp vanilla extract
2/3 cup cream
1 tbsp lemon juice
1/4 cup sugar
Sauce:
2 cups baking apples chopped fine
1 cup sugar (approx)
2 tbsp cornstarch
2 tbsp water

  • Preheat oven to 350 deg. Grease 9" spring-form pan.
  • Melt butter, add sugar and Graham crumbs until mixed.
  • Press into pan and bake 10-12 minutes.
  • Reduce oven to 325.
  • Beat cream cheese, beat in egg yolks, sugar, salt and flour.
  • Add vanilla, cream and lemon juice; beat well until lump free.
  • In bowl, beat egg whites until soft peaks form.
  • Add 1/4 c sugar; beat until stiff.
  • Fold egg whites into cream cheese mix.
  • Pour into baked crust and bake for further 40-60 minutes.
  • Cool.
  • In saucepan boil apples for 5-7 minutes.
  • Add sugar, simmer for 3-5 minutes more.
  • Mix cornstarch with water and mix in with apple mixture, cook until thick.
  • Pour over cheesecake.
  • Variations: could be any type of berries.

KEY LIME CHEESECAKE

KEY LIME CHEESECAKE

Crust:
1 1/4 cup graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup sugar
3 tbsp butter

Filling:
2 lbs cream cheese (4- 8oz pkgs)
1 1/4 cup sugar
2 tbsp lime juice
pinch of salt
4 large eggs
topping: 16 oz sour cream (or whipped cream, to spread over after baking)
optional: cherry pie filling

  • Mix crust ingredients together. Press into bottom of a 10" spring form pan.
  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Beat cream cheese; add sugar and beat until well mixed.
  • Add lime juice and pinch of salt.
  • Beat until smooth.
  • Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
  • Pour filling into crust.
  • Pour sour cream over the top and ently spread to cover filling.
  • Bake 50-60 minutes until firm to the touch.
  • Let cool 15 minutes at room temperature. then 4-6 hours in the refrigerator.
  • top with cherry pie filling.

Nut Crust Cheesecake

Nut Crust Cheesecake

Crust:
1/4 cup finely chopped pecans
1/4 cup finely chopped almonds
1/4 cup finely chopped walnuts
3/4 cup finely chopped vanilla wafers
2 tablespoons melted butter
Filling:
1 1/2 lbs cream cheese
1 1/3 cups sugar
5 large eggs
16 ounces sour cream
1/4 cup flour
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 teaspoons lemon juice

  • Mix all nuts and vanilla wafer crumbs with melted butter and press into a 9 inch buttered springform pan, trying to line the sides as much as possible about 1 1/2" up the sides of the pan, set aside.
  • All above ingredients should be at room temperature before your begin.
  • Start by beating the cream cheese until light and fluffy.
  • Keep the mixer on a low setting throughout the beating and mixing process.
  • Add the sugar a little at a time and continue beating until creamy.
  • Add one egg at a time and beat after each egg.
  • When eggs have been mixed into the cream cheese add flour, vanilla and lemon juice, mix well.
  • Add the sour cream last and beat well.
  • Pour cream cheese into the spring pan.
  • Place on the top rack in the middle of a 325 degrees preheated oven for one hour and 15 minutes.
  • When time is up, prop open oven door and leave in oven for one hour.
  • After one hour, remove from oven.
  • Let cool enough before the cheesecake is put into the refrigerator for 24 hours.

BANANA CREAM CHEESECAKE

BANANA CREAM CHEESECAKE

1 graham cracker pie crust
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 tsp. vanilla
1/3 cup sugar
2 cups bananas, sliced
1 - 3 oz. package instant banana pudding mix
1 3/4 cup milk2 cups whipped topping

  • Combine cream cheese, sugar and vanilla and mix well.
  • Stir in 1 cup whipped topping.
  • Place 1 cup sliced bananas at the bottom of the piecrust.
  • Spread cream cheese mixture over the bananas.
  • Place remainder of bananas on top of the cream cheese mixture.
  • Combine milk and pudding mix and stir until smooth.
  • Add 1 cup whipped topping and mix well.
  • Place this mixture over the bananas and chill for several hours before serving.

Zucchini Cheesecake

A very simple cheesecake, what better way to use up all those huge zucchini squash than cheesecake?

Zucchini Cheesecake
2 medium squash, shredded and drained
1 cup Bisquick 1/4 cup onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, crushed
1/2 cup grated Romano cheese
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/2 cup olive oil
4 eggs

  • Mix all ingredients (except squash) together.
  • Making sure all excess moisture has been squeezed from the squash, fold in.
  • Bake in a greased 8-inch square dish for about 30 minutes at 350 degrees F.

Savory Yogurt Cheesecake with Caramelized Onions

Savory Yogurt Cheesecake with Caramelized Onions

CRUST:
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup yellow cornmeal
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
Dash of freshly ground black pepper
2 1/2 tablespoons butter, chilled and cut into small pieces
1/4 cup ice water
Cooking spray

FILLING:
1 (32-ounce) carton plain yogurt, drained over night into cheese
1/2 cup (4 ounces) cream cheese, softened (1/2 block)
1 cup ricotta cheese
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 large egg yolk

TOPPING:
1 teaspoon butter
8 cups sliced onion (about 1 1/2 pounds)
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon dried thyme

  • Place colander in a 2-quart glass measure or medium bowl.
  • Line colander with 4 layers of cheesecloth, allowing cheesecloth to extend over outside edges. (I use thin dish towels)
  • Spoon yogurt into colander.
  • Cover loosely with plastic wrap; refrigerate 12 hours.
  • Preheat oven to 350º.
  • Spoon 1 3/4 cups yogurt cheese into a bowl; discard liquid.
  • Place cream cheese in a bowl; beat with a mixer at medium speed until smooth.
  • Add the yogurt cheese, ricotta cheese, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon pepper, and egg yolk. Beat at low speed just until blended.
  • To prepare crust, lightly spoon flour into a dry measuring cup; level with a knife.
  • Place flour, cornmeal, 1 teaspoon sugar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and dash of pepper in a food processor; pulse 3 times or until combined.
  • Add 2 1/2 tablespoons butter; pulse 4 times or until mixture resembles coarse meal.
  • With processor on, add ice water through food chute, processing just until moist (do not form a ball).
  • Press cornmeal mixture into bottom of an 8-inch springform pan coated with cooking spray.
  • Bake at 350º for 15 minutes or until lightly browned.
  • Cool on a wire rack.
  • To prepare onions, while crust bakes, melt 1 teaspoon butter in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat.
  • Add the onion; cook 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  • Stir in 1 tablespoon sugar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper.
  • Cover and cook 25 minutes or until browned and tender, stirring occasionally.
  • Stir in thyme.
  • Spread the yogurt mixture into prepared crust.
  • Bake at 350º for 35 minutes or until almost set.
  • Cool on a wire rack. (Cheesecake will continue to set as it cools.)
  • Serve at room temperature.
  • Cut cheesecake into wedges, and serve with onions.

Pink Lemonade Cheesecake

Pink Lemonade Cheesecake

Crust:
11 lemon sandwich cream cookies, crushed
3 tablespoons butter, melted

Pink Lemonade Filling:
24 ounces cream cheese
3/4 cup granulated sugar
5 teaspoons cornstarch
4 eggs
1 egg yolk
3/4 cup pink lemonade, frozen concentrate, thawed
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 drops red food coloring, optional

Glaze:
1/3 cup pink lemonade, frozen concentrate, thawed
4 teaspoons lemon juice
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1 drop red food coloring, optional
lemon slices

  • Lemon Cookie Crust: In a small bowl stir together crushed cookies and melted butter until well combined.
  • Press crumb mixture evenly onto the bottom of a greased 9-inch springform pan.
  • Set aside.
  • Filling: In a large bowl combine cream cheese, sugar and cornstarch.
  • Beat with an electric mixer until smooth.
  • Add eggs and egg yolk, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
  • Beat in lemonade concentrate, vanilla extract, and if desired, food coloring.
  • Pour the cream cheese mixture over the crust.
  • Bake at 350 degrees F for 15 minutes.
  • Lower the temperature to 200 degrees F and bake for 1 hour and 10 minutes or until the center no longer looks wet or shiny.
  • Remove the cake from the oven and run a knife around the inside edge of the pan.
  • Turn the oven off; return the cake to the oven for an additional 1 hour. Chill, uncovered, overnight.
  • Glaze: In a small saucepan stir together lemonade concentrate, lemon juice, cornstarch, and if desired, food coloring.
  • Cook and stir until thickened and bubbly.
  • Cook and stir 2 minutes more.
  • Pour over cheesecake.
  • Garnish with lemon.
  • Chill until serving time.