About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


CHIMPANZEE CHEESECAKE

CHIMPANZEE CHEESECAKE

Crust:
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup granulated sugar
6 Tbsp butter, melted

Filling:
1 lb. cream cheese
1/4 cup granulated sugar
2 tsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup sour cream
1 cup mashed bananas (approx. 3 bananas)

  • Preheat oven to 350 F.
  • Place the crumbs in a mixing bowl and add the sugar and butter.
  • Blend well.
  • Press the crumb mixture onto the bottom and partly up the sides of a greased 9-inch spring-form pan.
  • Smooth the crumb mixture along the bottom to an even thickness.
  • Bake 10 minutes.
  • Cool before filling.
  • In a large mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese, sugar and lemon juice together.
  • Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
  • Stir in the sour cream and the mashed bananas and blend well until very smooth.
  • Pour the mixture into the prepared crust.
  • Bake for 1 hour.
  • Cool in the oven, with the door propped open, until the cake is at room temperature.
  • Chill until serving time.

PUMPKIN FRANGELICO CHEESECAKE

PUMPKIN FRANGELICO CHEESECAKE

Crust:
1-1/2 cups ground gingersnaps
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons melted butter
1/4 cup chopped hazelnuts

Filling:
3 8-ounce packages cream cheese
3/4 cup sugar
4 eggs
2 cups sour cream
1/2 cup Frangelico liqueur
4 tablespoons melted butter
3/4 cup pumpkin
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground clove
1/4 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon vanilla

Topping:
1 cup sour cream
2 tablespoons Frangelico

  • Crust: Combine gingersnap crumbs with sugar and butter, blend thoroughly.
  • Line bottom of 9-inch spring-form pan with crumbs.
  • Sprinkle crust with hazelnut crumbs.
  • Chill while preparing other ingredients.
  • Filling: In a mixer bowl, beat cream cheese and sugar until fluffy.
  • Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
  • Blend first cup of sour cream, the 1/2-cup Frangelico, the 4 tablespoons butter and the vanilla.
  • Pour into prepared crust.
  • Bake at 325 degrees for 65 minutes or just until set.
  • Turn off oven and let cake remain in cooling oven for 1/2 hour.
  • Topping: Stir together sour cream and Frangelico, spread over cheesecake.
  • Return to oven for 3 minutes.
  • Cool, then cover and chill.

LEMON BERRY CHEESECAKE

LEMON BERRY CHEESECAKE

1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup sour cream
1 1/2 teaspoons lemon extract
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
1 9-inch prepared graham cracker crust
2 pints seasonal berries, such as blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, strawberries

  • Beat together cream cheese, sour cream, lemon extract, and sugar with an electric mixer until smooth.
  • Spoon and smooth mixture over graham cracker crust, then refrigerate until firm, at least 2 hours.
  • Arrange berries on top of pie.

OREO CHEESECAKE

OREO CHEESECAKE

2 cups Oreo cookie crumbs (about 20 cookies)
2 tablespoons butter, melted
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 lbs. cream cheese, softened
1-1/4 cups sugar
1/3-cup pareve (non-dairy) whip (or whipping cream)
2 tablespoons flour
1-teaspoon vanilla
4 eggs
2 cups coarsely crumbled Oreos
1 lb. sour cream¼ cup sugar
1-teaspoon vanilla
1/3-cup pareve [non-dairy] whip (or whipping cream)
1-1/4 cups semisweet chocolate chips

  • Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
  • Combine first 3 ingredients and press mixture in bottom and up sides of a 10-inch spring-form pan.
  • Bake for 10 minutes and set aside.
  • Beat cream cheese until creamy.
  • Gradually add 1-1/4 cups sugar, beating well.
  • Add 1/3-cup pareve whip, flour and 1 teaspoon vanilla.
  • Mix well. Add eggs one at time, beating well after every addition.
  • Pour 3-1/2 cups of this batter into prepared crust.
  • Top with crumbled cookies.
  • Pour remaining batter over cookies.
  • Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes.
  • Combine sour cream, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla.
  • Spread over cheesecake.
  • Bake for 7 more minutes.
  • Turn oven off and leave cheesecake in with door close for 45 minutes.
  • Remove from oven and cool completely on a wire rack.
  • Cover and chill 8 hours.
  • Remove sides of pan.
  • Combine 1/3-cup pareve whip with chocolate chips in a small saucepan.
  • Stir over low heat until chocolate melts.
  • Stir in teaspoon vanilla and remove from heat.
  • Carefully spread mixture over cheesecake allowing it to drip down the sides.
  • Chill.

CHOCOLATE ROYALE CHEESECAKE

CHOCOLATE ROYALE CHEESECAKE

1-1/2 cups crushed Chocolate Sandwich Cookies (about 18 cookies)
2 Tbsp. butter or margarine, melted
4 pkg. (8 oz. each) Cream Cheese, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
2 Tbsp. flour
1 tsp. vanilla
1 pkg. (8 squares) Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted, cooled slightly
1/4 cup hazelnut liqueur (optional)
4 eggs
1 Tbsp. sifted powdered sugar
1/3 cup mixed berries

  • Preheat oven to 325°F if using a silver 9-inch spring-form pan (or to 300°F if using a dark nonstick spring-form pan).
  • Mix crumbs and butter; press firmly onto bottom of pan.
  • Bake 10 minutes.
  • Beat cream cheese, granulated sugar, flour and vanilla with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended.
  • Add melted chocolate and liqueur; mix well.
  • Add eggs, 1 at a time, mixing on low speed after each addition just until blended.
  • Pour over crust.
  • Bake 55 minutes to 1 hour or until center is almost set if using a silver spring-form pan. (Or, bake at 300°F for 1 hour to 1 hour 5 minutes or until center is almost set if using a dark nonstick spring-form pan.)
  • Run knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen cake; cool before removing rim of pan.
  • Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.
  • Top with powdered sugar and berries just before serving.

LEMON-GINGER CHEESECAKE BARS

LEMON-GINGER CHEESECAKE BARS

30 ginger snaps, finely crushed

2 pkg. (8 oz. each) Neufchatel Cheese, softened

2/3 cup sugar

Grated peel and juice from 1 medium lemon

2 eggs

2/3 cup apricot preserves

  • Preheat oven to 350°F.
  • Sprinkle cookie crumbs evenly onto bottom of greased 13x9-inch baking pan; set aside.
  • Beat Neufchatel cheese and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended.
  • Add lemon peel and juice; mix well.
  • Add eggs, 1 at a time, mixing just until blended after each addition.
  • Pour over crumbs in pan.
  • Bake 25 minutes or until center is almost set; cool completely.
  • Spread preserves evenly over cheesecake.
  • Refrigerate at least 1 hour or until chilled.
  • Cut into 24 bars to serve.
  • Store leftover bars in refrigerator.
  • For best results, chop any large pieces of fruit in the preserves before spreading over cheesecake.

Blue Ribbon Creamy Cheesecake

Blue Ribbon Creamy Cheesecake
Ingredients:
12 to 14 graham crackers, crushed
1/2 cup butter, melted
4 packages (3 oz. each) cream cheese, softened
2 eggs, beaten
sugar
3 teaspoons vanilla
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
1 cup sour cream

  • Combine graham cracker crumbs and butter, mixing well. Press into pie pan to form crust.
  • Combine cream cheese, eggs, 3/4 cup sugar, 2 teaspoons vanilla and lemon juice in bowl, mixing well.
  • Pour into prepared crust.
  • Bake at 350 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes.
  • Cool for 10 minutes.
  • Mix sour cream, 3 1/2 tablespoons sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla in bowl.
  • Spread evenly over top.
  • Bake for 10 minutes longer.
  • Chill for 5 hours.