About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


Nut Crust Cheesecake

Nut Crust Cheesecake

Crust:
1/4 cup finely chopped pecans
1/4 cup finely chopped almonds
1/4 cup finely chopped walnuts
3/4 cup finely chopped vanilla wafers
2 tablespoons melted butter
Filling:
1 1/2 lbs cream cheese
1 1/3 cups sugar
5 large eggs
16 ounces sour cream
1/4 cup flour
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 teaspoons lemon juice

  • Mix all nuts and vanilla wafer crumbs with melted butter and press into a 9 inch buttered springform pan, trying to line the sides as much as possible about 1 1/2" up the sides of the pan, set aside.
  • All above ingredients should be at room temperature before your begin.
  • Start by beating the cream cheese until light and fluffy.
  • Keep the mixer on a low setting throughout the beating and mixing process.
  • Add the sugar a little at a time and continue beating until creamy.
  • Add one egg at a time and beat after each egg.
  • When eggs have been mixed into the cream cheese add flour, vanilla and lemon juice, mix well.
  • Add the sour cream last and beat well.
  • Pour cream cheese into the spring pan.
  • Place on the top rack in the middle of a 325 degrees preheated oven for one hour and 15 minutes.
  • When time is up, prop open oven door and leave in oven for one hour.
  • After one hour, remove from oven.
  • Let cool enough before the cheesecake is put into the refrigerator for 24 hours.

BANANA CREAM CHEESECAKE

BANANA CREAM CHEESECAKE

1 graham cracker pie crust
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 tsp. vanilla
1/3 cup sugar
2 cups bananas, sliced
1 - 3 oz. package instant banana pudding mix
1 3/4 cup milk2 cups whipped topping

  • Combine cream cheese, sugar and vanilla and mix well.
  • Stir in 1 cup whipped topping.
  • Place 1 cup sliced bananas at the bottom of the piecrust.
  • Spread cream cheese mixture over the bananas.
  • Place remainder of bananas on top of the cream cheese mixture.
  • Combine milk and pudding mix and stir until smooth.
  • Add 1 cup whipped topping and mix well.
  • Place this mixture over the bananas and chill for several hours before serving.

Zucchini Cheesecake

A very simple cheesecake, what better way to use up all those huge zucchini squash than cheesecake?

Zucchini Cheesecake
2 medium squash, shredded and drained
1 cup Bisquick 1/4 cup onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, crushed
1/2 cup grated Romano cheese
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/2 cup olive oil
4 eggs

  • Mix all ingredients (except squash) together.
  • Making sure all excess moisture has been squeezed from the squash, fold in.
  • Bake in a greased 8-inch square dish for about 30 minutes at 350 degrees F.

Savory Yogurt Cheesecake with Caramelized Onions

Savory Yogurt Cheesecake with Caramelized Onions

CRUST:
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup yellow cornmeal
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
Dash of freshly ground black pepper
2 1/2 tablespoons butter, chilled and cut into small pieces
1/4 cup ice water
Cooking spray

FILLING:
1 (32-ounce) carton plain yogurt, drained over night into cheese
1/2 cup (4 ounces) cream cheese, softened (1/2 block)
1 cup ricotta cheese
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 large egg yolk

TOPPING:
1 teaspoon butter
8 cups sliced onion (about 1 1/2 pounds)
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon dried thyme

  • Place colander in a 2-quart glass measure or medium bowl.
  • Line colander with 4 layers of cheesecloth, allowing cheesecloth to extend over outside edges. (I use thin dish towels)
  • Spoon yogurt into colander.
  • Cover loosely with plastic wrap; refrigerate 12 hours.
  • Preheat oven to 350º.
  • Spoon 1 3/4 cups yogurt cheese into a bowl; discard liquid.
  • Place cream cheese in a bowl; beat with a mixer at medium speed until smooth.
  • Add the yogurt cheese, ricotta cheese, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon pepper, and egg yolk. Beat at low speed just until blended.
  • To prepare crust, lightly spoon flour into a dry measuring cup; level with a knife.
  • Place flour, cornmeal, 1 teaspoon sugar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and dash of pepper in a food processor; pulse 3 times or until combined.
  • Add 2 1/2 tablespoons butter; pulse 4 times or until mixture resembles coarse meal.
  • With processor on, add ice water through food chute, processing just until moist (do not form a ball).
  • Press cornmeal mixture into bottom of an 8-inch springform pan coated with cooking spray.
  • Bake at 350º for 15 minutes or until lightly browned.
  • Cool on a wire rack.
  • To prepare onions, while crust bakes, melt 1 teaspoon butter in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat.
  • Add the onion; cook 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  • Stir in 1 tablespoon sugar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper.
  • Cover and cook 25 minutes or until browned and tender, stirring occasionally.
  • Stir in thyme.
  • Spread the yogurt mixture into prepared crust.
  • Bake at 350º for 35 minutes or until almost set.
  • Cool on a wire rack. (Cheesecake will continue to set as it cools.)
  • Serve at room temperature.
  • Cut cheesecake into wedges, and serve with onions.

Pink Lemonade Cheesecake

Pink Lemonade Cheesecake

Crust:
11 lemon sandwich cream cookies, crushed
3 tablespoons butter, melted

Pink Lemonade Filling:
24 ounces cream cheese
3/4 cup granulated sugar
5 teaspoons cornstarch
4 eggs
1 egg yolk
3/4 cup pink lemonade, frozen concentrate, thawed
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 drops red food coloring, optional

Glaze:
1/3 cup pink lemonade, frozen concentrate, thawed
4 teaspoons lemon juice
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1 drop red food coloring, optional
lemon slices

  • Lemon Cookie Crust: In a small bowl stir together crushed cookies and melted butter until well combined.
  • Press crumb mixture evenly onto the bottom of a greased 9-inch springform pan.
  • Set aside.
  • Filling: In a large bowl combine cream cheese, sugar and cornstarch.
  • Beat with an electric mixer until smooth.
  • Add eggs and egg yolk, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
  • Beat in lemonade concentrate, vanilla extract, and if desired, food coloring.
  • Pour the cream cheese mixture over the crust.
  • Bake at 350 degrees F for 15 minutes.
  • Lower the temperature to 200 degrees F and bake for 1 hour and 10 minutes or until the center no longer looks wet or shiny.
  • Remove the cake from the oven and run a knife around the inside edge of the pan.
  • Turn the oven off; return the cake to the oven for an additional 1 hour. Chill, uncovered, overnight.
  • Glaze: In a small saucepan stir together lemonade concentrate, lemon juice, cornstarch, and if desired, food coloring.
  • Cook and stir until thickened and bubbly.
  • Cook and stir 2 minutes more.
  • Pour over cheesecake.
  • Garnish with lemon.
  • Chill until serving time.

Almond Flavored Cheesecake

Cheesecake Recipe

1 1/4 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 cup sugar, plus
6 tablespoons sugar (divided)
1/2 cup butter
24 ounces cream cheese
5 eggs
2 1/2 teaspoons almond flavoring (divided)
1 1/2 cups sour cream

  • Combine 1 1/4 cups graham cracker crumbs with 1/2 cup sugar and 1/2 cup butter.
  • Place in 9"x12" pan and pat down.
  • Bake at 300 degrees for 15 minutes.
    Filling: Mix 24 oz. Cream cheese, 1/2 cup sugar, 1 1/2 tsp. and Almond flavoring.
  • Add eggs one at a time.
  • Pour over baked crust, bake for 1 hour at 300.
  • Mix 1 1/2 cups sour cream with 1 tsp. Almond flavoring and 6 tbsp. Sugar (add 1 tbsp/ at a time).
  • Bake at 300 for 15 minutes.

ORANGE CROCK POT CHEESECAKE

ORANGE CROCK POT CHEESECAKE

Crust:
3/4 C. cookie or graham cracker crumbs
2 T. granulated sugar
3 T. melted butter

Filling:
16 oz. cream cheese (regular or lite)
2/3 C. granulated sugar
2 eggs
1 egg yolk
1/4 C. frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed
1 tsp. orange or lemon zest or dried grated rind
1 T. all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract

  • Combine crumbs with sugar; mix in melted butter until well moistened.
  • Pat into a 7-inch spring-form pan.
  • In a medium bowl, cream together the cream cheese and sugar.
  • Add eggs and yolk and beat for about 3 minutes on medium with a hand-held electric mixer.
  • Beat in orange juice, zest, flour, and vanilla.
  • Beat for another 2 minutes.
  • Pour batter into prepared crust; place on a rack or aluminum foil ring in a crock-pot (so it doesn't rest on the bottom of the pot).
  • Cover and cook on HIGH for 2 1/2 to 3 hours.
  • Turn off and leave for 1 to 2 hours, until cool enough to remove.
  • Cool completely and remove the sides of the pan.
  • Chill before serving, and store leftovers in the refrigerator.