About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


Guaca-Salsa Cheesecake

Guaca-Salsa Cheesecake

2 8-ounce packages cream cheese
2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese or Colby-Monterey Jack cheese blend
1 8-ounce carton dairy sour cream
3 eggs
1 cup thick salsa
1 4-ounce can diced green chile peppers, drained
1 8-ounce carton dairy sour cream
1 medium tomato, seeded, peeled and chopped
Guacamole (recipe follows)
Snipped fresh cilantro or parsley
Tortilla chips or large corn chips

  • Let cream cheese stand at room temperature for 30 minutes to soften.
  • In a large mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese with an electric mixer until smooth.
  • Add the Monterey Jack cheese and 8 ounces sour cream; beat until combined.
  • Add the eggs all at once, beating on low speed until mixture is just combined.
  • Stir in salsa and chile peppers.
  • Pour filling into a 9-inch spring form pan.
  • Place pan in a shallow baking pan.
  • Bake the cheesecake in a 350 degree F oven for 35 to 40 minutes or until center of cheesecake appears nearly set when shaken.
  • Place pan on a wire rack.
  • Dollop remaining carton of sour cream over top of hot cheesecake; let stand about 1 minute to soften, then carefully spread over top.
  • Cool cheesecake thoroughly.
  • Cover and refrigerate cheesecake for 4 to 24 hours before serving.
  • To serve, remove the sides of the pan.
  • Dollop the top outside edge of the cheesecake with guacamole.
  • Sprinkle cheesecake with chopped tomato.
  • Garnish with cilantro, if you like.
  • Serve with remaining guacamole, & tortilla chips.
  • Makes 20 servings.

Guacamole

3 avocados
1 roma tomato
1/2 bell pepper
2 T sour cream
1/2 tsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp crushed chile pepper
salt & pepper to taste

Add all ingredients into food processor and chop until smooth and creamy, You may need to add a a little more sour cream.