About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


Goat Cheese Tartlets with Caramelized Onion and Figs

Goat Cheese Tartlets with Caramelized Onion and Figs

Caramelized Onions:
1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil
1 large sweet yellow onion, halved and thinly sliced
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

Almond Crust:
2 cups whole-wheat bread crumbs
1/2 cup grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
1/4 cup almonds, blanched and finely chopped
Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

Cheesecake Filling:
12 ounces fresh goat cheese, softened1
2 ounces cream cheese, softened
Zest of 1 lemon, grated
4 large eggs
1 cup heavy cream
12 fresh figs, quartered

  • Preheat the oven to 450° F.
  • To caramelize the onions, heat the oil in a large sauté pan over medium heat.
  • Add the onions and thyme.
  • Season with salt and pepper.
  • Stir until the onions are coated.
  • Continue cooking, stirring only occasionally, until the onions are a deep amber color.
  • Remove from the pan and set aside to cool.
  • To make the crust, combine bread crumbs, cheese, butter and almonds in a medium bowl of a food processor until combined.
  • Season with salt and pepper.
  • For the filling, in a seperate bowl, blend the cheeses until smooth.
  • Add the zest and the eggs, one at a time, blending until smooth again.
  • Then add the heavy cream, blending until smooth.
  • Grease mini muffin cups and place in a 24-cup mini muffin pan.
  • Press a tablespoon on the crumb mixture evenly into each cup, and then fill two-thirds of the way up with the cheese batter.
  • Distribute the caramelized onions evenly atop the filling.
  • Transfer the pan to the oven and immediately reduce the heat to 350 degrees.
  • Bake until the filling has set, 15 to 20 minutes.
  • Serve slightly warm or at room temperature with figs.