About Me

I live in a small poke town within an hour of the California coast where there are more vineyards than people with my husband and three children and various pets. James Dean's tree is within walking distance and the James Brothers were also known to ride these hills. I was born to the son of Lutheran missionaries and the daughter of Catholic hypocrites. I'm a Zionist. I was born and raised in California where liberal ideas become gods, and conservative ideals are evil. Unfortunately, it's illegal to have morals in California. I'm one of the evil ones. I take my frustrations out on my houseplants, all 300+ of them.

Recipes & Procedures


Spanish Cheesecake

Spanish Cheesecake

1 pound cream cheese
1-1/2 cups sugar, granulated
2 each eggs, large
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, ground
1 teaspoon lemon rind, grated
1/4 cup unbleached flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
Confectioners sugar
3 tablespoon butter

  • Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
  • In a large mixing bowl, cream the cheese, 1 T of the butter and the sugar.
  • Do not beat.
  • Stir in the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
  • Add the cinnamon, lemon rind, flour, and salt; blend well.
  • Butter the pan with the remaining 2 T of butter, using your fingers to spread the butter completely.
  • Pour the mixture into the prepared pan and bake for 12 minutes at 400 degrees,
  • then reduce the temperature to 350 degrees and bake for another 25 to 30 minutes.
  • The knife should come out clean.
  • Cool the cake to room temperature, then sprinkle with confectioners' sugar.

Caramelized Onion & Chevre Cheesecake

Caramelized Onion & Chevre Cheesecake

1 slice light rye bread
3 oz. walnuts
2 oz. butter
12 oz. mild yellow onion (1 large)
2 oz. vegetable oil
1 lb. cream cheese
1/2 lb. chevre cheese
3 eggs
2 cloves garlic
2 sprigs thyme

salt and white pepper, to taste

  • Remove crust from the rye bread and dry in a 200°F oven.
  • Crumble into breadcrumbs.
    Toast walnuts in a 325°F oven for about 20 minutes.
  • Once cool, chop nuts finely and toss with breadcrumbs.
  • Butter a 9-inch springform pan and coat the inside with the crumb mixture.
  • Peel and thinly slice onions.
  • Heat oil in a sauté pan.
  • Cook onions over medium heat stirring constantly until the onions turn a rich caramel brown color.
  • Allow onions to cool.
  • In a mixing bowl, combine the cream cheese and chevre cheese together until smooth.
  • Do not overwhip the cheese or the cake will crack.
  • Add eggs, one at a time, mixing each egg into the cheese mixture until thoroughly incorporated.
  • Mince the garlic and thyme and stir into the cheese mixture.
  • Season with salt and pepper.
  • Pour cheesecake mixture into the prepared pan and arrange the onions on top.
  • Bake approximately 75 minutes in a 310°F oven.
  • When cooled slightly, remove the sides of the pan and cut the cake into portions.
  • Serve warm with crackers, chips, or fresh vegetables.